Mangoisms worth a quench
Some mangoisms I found from the Radio Mango website. Take everything in moderation. Including moderation.
- There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.
- Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.
- If #2 pencils are the most popular, are they still #2?
- It's not who you know, it's whom you know.
- A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer.
- Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.
- Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence.
- Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
- Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
- How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
- Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
- Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.
- In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
- Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
- If you can't convince them, confuse them.
- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
- Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
- Time is a great healer, but a terrible beautician.
- Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
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